The Galactic Times Sunday Edition November 6, 2050
And estimated 1 billion dollars in property damage appeared last week as millions of robots marching peacefully into Battery Park were destroyed by the NYPD.
Meanwhile in Washington, fire department officials blame last week’s riot on a malfunctioning flux capacitor in one GC-43 mobile garbage unit leading the 1 million strong march onto the nation’s capital.
On Tuesday night’s fire and press conference, one out of the two major news networks were present. DC police chief Ramsey Clark-Gore-Bush IV explained, “They’re not going to fix anything — including themselves!”
Robot-costumed Trick-or-Treaters were assaulted throughout the nation. Billy Batson, 10, who lost three fingers and a toy cat, said, “All I wanted was a fucking blowpop and I gotta go to the hospital. Skeez.”
As of Friday, city sanitation workers were still on strike.
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